#5 Obsession

I should probably be ashamed but I have an unabashed, nonsexual mancrush on the illustrious Zach Braff. Garden State was raw genius, and Scrubs is easily one of the best things on TV.

#4 Whimsy

I have nothing important to say

#3 Product Placement

Might just be nsfw, but I doubt it.I love hawking filth.